When your girlfriend has her head hanging upside down over the edge of the bed while in the process of blowing you, and you casually place a testicle on each of her eyes effectively blinding her just before you blow your load.
Her: I don't want to see your ass while I suck you.
you: No problem ,I think there is a double eclipse tonight.
you: No problem ,I think there is a double eclipse tonight.
by TheArchangel April 12, 2011
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An unintentional double entendre that happened to me at work
Me working at store: Do you want me to put that in a bag?
Female customer: Yes please.
Me: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?
Customer: I want a huge one, do you have a huge one?
Me: Oh, I've got a huge one alright.
Me working at store: Do you want me to put that in a bag?
Female customer: Yes please.
Me: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?
Customer: I want a huge one, do you have a huge one?
Me: Oh, I've got a huge one alright.
by OK Andrew November 19, 2006
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by Jankstick February 19, 2015
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by HornySexLover October 25, 2007
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hot coffeee enemas then having a nice enchanted tasters choice moment.
hot coffeee enemas then having a nice enchanted tasters choice moment.
Freddy and Harold both enjoyed a nice steaming hot Cleveland Double Espresso in front of a warm fire playing a friendly game of chess.
by streetwhiz April 26, 2009
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Double- meaning two
Entendre- the French word meaning 'to hear,' NOT 'intent.'
Double Entendre- 'double hearing,' or basically when you hear two meanings
Double- meaning two
Entendre- the French word meaning 'to hear,' NOT 'intent.'
Double Entendre- 'double hearing,' or basically when you hear two meanings
Hannibal Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
(A double entendre because Hannibal is actually having- as in eating- a friend for dinner, instead of just having a friend over to eat dinner together)
(A double entendre because Hannibal is actually having- as in eating- a friend for dinner, instead of just having a friend over to eat dinner together)
by doublerhearing November 26, 2009
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Corey Feldman: Dude, I heard somebody got knocked out at your party last night
Patrick Duffy: Yeah, some yinzer was giving me a hard time, so I socked him with that double ender I keep in my trunk.
Patrick Duffy: Yeah, some yinzer was giving me a hard time, so I socked him with that double ender I keep in my trunk.
by Raliegh T. Sakers January 7, 2008
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