Dorian

This person is very short and never has a good haircut. But he is very funny and sweet. He gets scared to make the first move but he is very romantic. Brown hair browns eyes and is a comedian. He tries to move a little to quickly so if you date him you need to slow him down a bit. But he’s a great person!

Dorian just told the funniest joke.

by Masontheking... November 1, 2019

Dorian

Wrong

Origin: "Scrubs" Western live action show featuring John Dorian, a character who is wrong so much that his boss refers to being wrong as being dorian.

Choosing to miss out on your wife's ultrasound is just plain dorian!

by the sad truth November 5, 2012

dorian

A fat ass, big ass ,ugly ass nigga who breath smell like shit. who also has a smart ass mouth.

dorian sit yo fat ass down

by thatNEOnigga November 6, 2019

Dorian

To be devoid of Common Sense.

Stop being a Dorian and think before you act.

by SuperRoadkillfail September 4, 2009

The Dorian

The dorian, putting a tampon in yo ass while playing basketball on a soccer field a 10 in the morning

Hey did yew dew the dorian last night

by ZeeBoi821 December 2, 2021

dorian

has nice balls

aww man if only i could me dorian’s balls in 4k bouncing while slathered in coconut oil bouncing with maximum efficiency.

by basedmp3 June 1, 2022

Dorian

Dorian has a massive cock and when you see him you will definitely shit your pants all over, the stench coming from your massive shit will scare Dorian off easily. He's very sexy and hunky and he loves going to the Vanilla Unicorn in GTA 5 because he can't get enough of women. He gets so many bitches and hoes he doesn't know what to do with them, he constantly has intercourse with several women at a time. His massive cock drapes down into his pant leg and touches his foot and he always has to hide it to the other girls in 4th grade. He is obsessed with bitty anime girls.

Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Wow Dorian's massive penis is right there! *faints and hits a rock but dorian saves her and saves her life* Wow omg thank you for saving my life!
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe

the end

by DaRealDorian42 May 16, 2020