This person is very short and never has a good haircut. But he is very funny and sweet. He gets scared to make the first move but he is very romantic. Brown hair browns eyes and is a comedian. He tries to move a little to quickly so if you date him you need to slow him down a bit. But he’s a great person!
by Masontheking... November 01, 2019
Wrong
Origin: "Scrubs" Western live action show featuring John Dorian, a character who is wrong so much that his boss refers to being wrong as being dorian.
Origin: "Scrubs" Western live action show featuring John Dorian, a character who is wrong so much that his boss refers to being wrong as being dorian.
by the sad truth October 28, 2012
by thatNEOnigga November 06, 2019
To be devoid of Common Sense.
by SuperRoadkillfail September 04, 2009
has nice balls
aww man if only i could me dorian’s balls in 4k bouncing while slathered in coconut oil bouncing with maximum efficiency.
by basedmp3 June 01, 2022
The dorian, putting a tampon in yo ass while playing basketball on a soccer field a 10 in the morning
by ZeeBoi821 December 03, 2021
Dorian has a massive cock and when you see him you will definitely shit your pants all over, the stench coming from your massive shit will scare Dorian off easily. He's very sexy and hunky and he loves going to the Vanilla Unicorn in GTA 5 because he can't get enough of women. He gets so many bitches and hoes he doesn't know what to do with them, he constantly has intercourse with several women at a time. His massive cock drapes down into his pant leg and touches his foot and he always has to hide it to the other girls in 4th grade. He is obsessed with bitty anime girls.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Wow Dorian's massive penis is right there! *faints and hits a rock but dorian saves her and saves her life* Wow omg thank you for saving my life!
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe
the end
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe
the end
by DaRealDorian42 May 16, 2020