Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
by nofx9019 December 2, 2009
Get the doodie bark mug.A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. A main way of defending against doodires is cheese. Swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.
Rather portly student:"Look at that Biology teacher!"
Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"
Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."
Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"
Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."
by Sir Giblets July 15, 2007
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Get the snoop a doobie mug.by crickety April 6, 2010
Get the doodie pootie mug.Snuffy: Damn dat guhs hurr is fuckkked up! What the hell?!
Ksha: Dat bitch lookin like a doobie rat!
Ksha: Dat bitch lookin like a doobie rat!
by KshaSnuffy December 20, 2010
Get the doobie rat mug.a handshake where the pinkies are locked during the exchange of a doobie (joint) from one to another
Laurenz: "hey, what is this cool way passing the joint?"
Steve: "oh, that? We call it the doobie shake. You interlock your pinkies to pass the doobie. Would you like to try?"
Steve: "oh, that? We call it the doobie shake. You interlock your pinkies to pass the doobie. Would you like to try?"
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Get the doobie shake mug.You see a man skateboarding down a hill on his hands. You proclaim, "Maan, he must be smokin' some heavy doobies... woooh."D
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