Doozie

Really long.

Did you read that article? It's a doozie.

by Awksauce June 28, 2008

dooze

Slang term for defecation or taking a shit.

"I took the biggest dooze earlier". or "I gotta go dooze".

by Caffeine Boy May 27, 2004

Dooze

Verb: to dooze a broad. Originating from some sort of WOP dialect, doozing means to have sex with a useless piece of skin that surrounds the vagina (commonly known as a woman).

Doozing is usually done in sequence with other "ooze's", in no particular order: Abuse, Booze, Cruise, Snooze.

1. Hey Dollface, you good to go? How about you come back to my place and I'll dooze ya.

2. You Booze, you abuse, you dooze, ya snooze and then you cruise.

by TheSyndrome January 26, 2010

doozie

Derived from the Duesenberg, the old-school vehicle worth about $1, 500, 000 USD today.

Bill just had a doozie, he pooped his pants.

by Mo December 13, 2004

Doozer

A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."

by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013

Doozer

n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.

Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.

by Andrewski July 23, 2006

dooze

Originally dominic, but anyone who drinks booze (or any kinda of beverage) converts it into dooze, due to becoming infectious with mouth herpies

1. don't drink that its dooze
2. oh man, he just doozed my drink

by stubop January 9, 2009