Doink

To miss a field goal by hitting the posts in an American football field goal.

Cody Parkey just double doinked the game winning field goal

by Cody Parkey January 6, 2019

Doink

Doinking ranges from hooking up to having sex. It's a slightly more appropriate word to say in some situations.

Did Bobby and Jill just doink or are they just friends only?

by tearsintherain January 17, 2009

Doink

A phrase meaning cock.

Ant 'hey guys, suck my doink'

by Face of Rochdale February 11, 2017

doink

an extraordinarily stupid person

what a doink

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

doink

The act of hitting someone in the balls.

Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.

by Moof September 3, 2003

doink

Someone who is an asshole or a Dick. Generally used when curse words are not appropriate.

My Boss is a real doink.

by Randy Smith June 11, 2006

Doink

Often used as a verb or an adjective, doink can also be a noun. As a noun, doink refers to a small or misshapen penis.

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Girl 1: What was sex like with him.

Girl 2: Meh. It was ok other than his doink.
Girl 1: So it was small?

Girl 2: Tiny and crooked. Barely felt a thing

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019