When you have a bone (from either waking up in the morning, or other reasons), and you move it straight up in your pants so no one notices.
Straight up dog has saved my life, and many other's lives many times.
I walked right by my mom in the morning to go eat breakfast with a wicked rod, but she didn't even know because I was goin straight up dog!
I walked right by my mom in the morning to go eat breakfast with a wicked rod, but she didn't even know because I was goin straight up dog!
by brad950 January 16, 2004

boyfriend:hey I'm playing poker with my friends later on
girlfriend:honey please don't let the dogs pound up in here
boyfriend:why not
girlfriend:because they are low lifes
girlfriend:honey please don't let the dogs pound up in here
boyfriend:why not
girlfriend:because they are low lifes
by slim thug jr December 11, 2014

by SAMDOG December 7, 2004

Something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace "MJ" with the dog's actualy name.
Originated from when I was playing with my sis's boyfriend's dog (which is shortened to the initials MJ). Then I said that cause I was bored and she was trying to jump on me.
Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*
Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*
by kalley treay July 3, 2007

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