Swill Dodging

(verb) To avoid partaking in an alcohol related social event. One whom participates in Swill Dodging is known as a Swill Dodger.

We're all going boozing tonight and there'd better be no Swill Dodging going on!

by St.Ultan March 2, 2009

Animal League of People Dodging

The league in which every animal takes part in and often results in death from trying to dodge cars.

Each year they have a memorial day February 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.

The acronym is ALPD.

Geoff: I ran over a squirrel today.

Barry: Well, he must of been taking part in the Animal League of People Dodging.

by someone thought of you October 29, 2010

Tab dodging

A mod in gta 5 story mode modded in which the entire lobby is banned and the servers crash.

Person 1: Did you know rockstar bans you permenantly if you're Tab dodging?

Person 2: Well I have to disable it now I guess.

by KilthaBlacks October 14, 2021

Kiss Dodging

The act a man does when he knows he should kiss a girl yet he wimps out and doesn't.

I heard that Rick had spent three hours kiss dodging with Clara.

by skyjuicing December 30, 2008

Queer Dodging

Queer dodging is when you deliberately change from channel to channel on the tv to avoid having to listen to/see queers and/or faggots such as Adam Lambert or Justin Bieber.

Person1: Why do you keep changing the channel whenever they show justin beiber?

Person2: Just dodging queers.

Person1: Queer Dodging?

Person2: Yup.

by TyKo August 25, 2010

search dodging

The act of hesitating to search for something on the internet, usually out of fear of the possible results.

I spent a decent 30 minutes on Rule 34 because I was search dodging the entire time.

by TheRevengeWedge February 1, 2017

Curry Dodging

The act of refusing curry from your Indian parents for the fifth time in a row and sneaking downstairs to find some real English food.

I’m great at curry dodging

I curry dodged last night

by currydodger69 May 3, 2018