Derogatory
Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.
George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.
Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.
George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.
Tom throws a frisbe, it is caught in a
updraft and never seen again.
"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"
Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.
george bush
updraft and never seen again.
"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"
Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.
george bush
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Get the Iraqi Dodgeball mug.The most powerful production car made by Dodge. The Viper is a modern day American muscle car that began being sold in 1992 and still continues to this day. All Vipers have a V10 engine, are 6 speed manuals, and are two seaters; and all Vipers are known for their head turning curves.
There are three generations of Vipers which have different specs and modified body designs; first generation goes from 1992-1995; second generation goes from 1996-2002; thrid generation goes from 2003-present. There are also some notable variants such as the Viper GTS-R, Viper Competition Coupe, Viper-powered Ram, Tomahawk, and Hennessey Vemon 1000 Twin Turbo.
Today's Dodge Viper boasts a 8.3-liter V10 engine 510 horsepower, 535 lb-ft of torque and can get from 0 to 60 in less than 4 seconds. Vipers have a raw power that you just can't get from other cars. If you never have set in the drivers seat of one of these baby's you don't know what you're missing.
There are three generations of Vipers which have different specs and modified body designs; first generation goes from 1992-1995; second generation goes from 1996-2002; thrid generation goes from 2003-present. There are also some notable variants such as the Viper GTS-R, Viper Competition Coupe, Viper-powered Ram, Tomahawk, and Hennessey Vemon 1000 Twin Turbo.
Today's Dodge Viper boasts a 8.3-liter V10 engine 510 horsepower, 535 lb-ft of torque and can get from 0 to 60 in less than 4 seconds. Vipers have a raw power that you just can't get from other cars. If you never have set in the drivers seat of one of these baby's you don't know what you're missing.
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Rules (International Version)
Teams (3 a side) set up opposite each other on a flat open surface. A beer can is placed before each competitor and teams take turns attempting to hit the opposing teams’ cans with a ping-pong ball. Throw distance should be at least 2 meters, no blocking.
If you hit any opponents can you must down as much of your own can as possible. You must stop when the ball is retrieved, touched to the hit can and the word "Stop" is said. Feel free to substitute the word "Stop" for another, such as "Tits".
When each teammate has thrown their pingpong ball it is then the turn of the opposing team.
When your can is finished you must upend it over your head to show it’s empty and leave the table, taking no further part. The first team to have all competitors do this wins at life and coincidently, dodgebeer.
Snitch:
If a ball strikes a can and is caught before hitting another surface this is known as a "Snitch". The person who catches the "Snitch" then picks up their can and runs. They continue running and drinking (often simultaneously) until whoever threw the ball is able to tag them. No one can obstruct anyone in the chase.
Triple Hit:
If all players on a team score a hit they all receive another throw.
Origin:
North America, but has spread across the globe like the norovirus at a scat party.
Rules (International Version)
Teams (3 a side) set up opposite each other on a flat open surface. A beer can is placed before each competitor and teams take turns attempting to hit the opposing teams’ cans with a ping-pong ball. Throw distance should be at least 2 meters, no blocking.
If you hit any opponents can you must down as much of your own can as possible. You must stop when the ball is retrieved, touched to the hit can and the word "Stop" is said. Feel free to substitute the word "Stop" for another, such as "Tits".
When each teammate has thrown their pingpong ball it is then the turn of the opposing team.
When your can is finished you must upend it over your head to show it’s empty and leave the table, taking no further part. The first team to have all competitors do this wins at life and coincidently, dodgebeer.
Snitch:
If a ball strikes a can and is caught before hitting another surface this is known as a "Snitch". The person who catches the "Snitch" then picks up their can and runs. They continue running and drinking (often simultaneously) until whoever threw the ball is able to tag them. No one can obstruct anyone in the chase.
Triple Hit:
If all players on a team score a hit they all receive another throw.
Origin:
North America, but has spread across the globe like the norovirus at a scat party.
"Beer pong uses drinking as a punishment, not a reward, real men play Dodgebeer."
"Shit gets extremely real in Dodgebeer, I heard those Snitch chases are like the Bourne Ultimatum"
"This dickhead on the internet has got the rules of Dodgebeer wrong! This is a huge deal!"
"I've had the privilege of watching the most fierce, entertaining and amazing Dodgebeer event in the history of Dodgebeer."
"Shit gets extremely real in Dodgebeer, I heard those Snitch chases are like the Bourne Ultimatum"
"This dickhead on the internet has got the rules of Dodgebeer wrong! This is a huge deal!"
"I've had the privilege of watching the most fierce, entertaining and amazing Dodgebeer event in the history of Dodgebeer."
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Bob: Sure, I'll come right over to pick you up in my Dodge Imagine.
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