doug's drunken deposit of distruction

1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.

I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009

distressed british national

A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.

A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.

We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.

Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.

Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.

by RedLeg3 May 7, 2011

Distructo Disk

A high power attack Krillin from the anime series Dragon Ball can use in Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT

Krillin defended 18 and Marin from a falling pillar with his Distructo Disk

by nebolian July 24, 2011

distructobot

To be the purest form of mayhem & distruction all in one neat package. Used to define somone who is almost robotic and systematic at pwning life, and destroys all.

No, he's not just awesome, he is a distructobot

by The Distructobot January 20, 2009

Distrumpia

the sensation that occurs upon realizing a prominent figure actually said, wrote, or did something so staggeringly stupid and/or insensitive it was originally believed to be satire; named for chronicly stupid and insensitive Donald Trump; alt. spelling “dystrumpia;” the state of distrumpia is “distrumpic,” alt. spelling “dystrumpic.”

I thought the late night shows were making fun of Donald Trump by exaggerating his inability to spell, but when I relaized he really did spell hamburger as “hamberder,” I was overcome with distrumpia.

I thought the story about the video of Kevin Spacey responding to his felony charges with an in character Frank Underwood video, but got some serious distrumpia when I saw the video.

by rannray January 16, 2019

Distrupulent

The state in which one feels the urge to consciously perform spontaneous yet socially unacceptable, abhorrent, phallic actions with disregard to others, thus leaving one unfazed and said others inflicted with severe discomfort.

Young Boy: *picks up long typical long traditional Turkish jug that looks like a much larger version of an Aladdin Lamp*

*starts rubbing the jug/lamp up and down with incredibly suggestive facial expressions, gestures, and a few

noises*

"No way guys a genie is going to come out of the lamp!"
Slightly Older Boy: "No no no, some other stuffs gonna come out too!" *wink wink*
Group Of Teenage Girls: "Oh my golly goose how distrupulent of you two!!! You guys are so out of pocket, especially

considering one of you is 6 or 7 and the other is 11 or 12!?!?!"

by meow meow meow meow meow July 11, 2023

holiday distress syndrome

the period of constant laziness right after the holidays

Girl1: hey ya! hw was skul
Girl2: dang was tired like a matha ey
Girl1: hahaha it cud be that ur sufferin frm HDS
Girl2: HDS?
Girl1: hahaha yeah Holiday Distress Syndrome totally sux ey

by nikey May 1, 2009