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A primal beast that can flip from domme to sub in an instant. Guaranteed to take the flesh from your body, the night of your life and leave you sore and wanting more.
That woman last night went all Dirty Kelila on me- my chest is scratched to pieces ,
by AlaricđŸș July 4, 2023
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Dirty Kelly

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When you use your rose toy with a homeless man.
“Aw man I didn’t get any sleep last night all I could hear was my mom getting a dirty Kelly downstairs!”
by Kay777 September 2, 2023
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Dirty Kelms

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A mixed refreshing cocktail that’s made with a splash of club soda, tea and Peach Crown.
“Let me get a round of Dirty Kelms for the guys”
by Benit0_Kamel0 June 27, 2025
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The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.
Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!
by Goose1769 March 28, 2025
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The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears
Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...
by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015
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The Dirty Hellen Keller

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A scavenger hunt style game in which the players all put on blindfolds, loose ear-plugs, and strip down to their underwear and walk around the play area (home, office, school, etc.) Looking for certain items (these items are selected prior to the game starting). But the contestants are only allowed to touch things with their chest, crotch, gooch , and ass. All players must not talk to each other in words, If two or more players are on a team, they are unable to talk, they must mumble incoherent garble to each other. When one of the players thinks they have found something, they are allowed to pick it up and raise their blindfold to look at it. The game ends when all the items are found.
"Cassandra keeps beating me at The Dirty Hellen Keller! I guess she just has a more sensitive gooch than I do" "Hey boss, would you like to come over and join us for a good old Dirty Hellen? I promise this time I'll be a better team player! I've gotten better at incoherent speech"
by TheDongDiddler July 21, 2016
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the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
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