Dirker

a holder of a small sword, one who wears ties

The knight was a dirker. The English teacher was a dirker.

by Lil Miss Swaggar February 25, 2010

Ditterization

The realization that what you are touching is wrong or inappropriate

"As Tommy D leaned in to skim her inner thigh, he retracted his hand with an overwhelming ditterization that this was inappropriate"

"I learned that a 12 volt electric shot was painful when I regrettably and inappropriately licked the ditterization-operation doll"

by Horn Dogs June 22, 2009

Disterclass

When somebody’s tweet makes you want to hululer you can say that his tweet is a disterclass

Gael’s last tweet is so genant, this guy is finito, he can’t tweet anything but disterclasses

by Greg le goat March 6, 2021

up the dirtroad

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack", used mainly by Londoner and Scots.

You are very nice but I am not going to go up the dirtroad, honey.

by BartP January 17, 2008

Dirtyragamuffin

He is a grouchy Oscar that is the prince of Wales. He also own nothing but vanilla farms eating vanilla flavored everything.

I have to have a dirtyragamuffin cake.
I'm a dirtyragamuffin of america

by Blackkitty2524 November 5, 2022

el dirte

In the poker game of texas hold em,when your two pocket cards are an ace and a jack.

dirty charity was dealt his signature hand el dirte.

by roguespierre December 20, 2005

social dieter

A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.

Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.

by Randy2676 June 11, 2012