Jack Dempsey

A man who owes the majority of his fame to a fish.

I didn't know who Jack Dempsey was until I went to the "aggressive cichlids" shelf in petco

by Necrozma Beam January 11, 2021

Patrick dempsey

The hottest
The sexiest
The fittest

man on earth.

Mcdreamy >>>>

Patrick dempsey is the most handsome man ever

by Patrick’s wife January 13, 2023

Dempsey

The act of having sex with and eating multiple under-aged dead animals, all of which are of the same gender, covered in taco sauce, on fire, and your siblings.

"I just had a dempsey and it was fun but now I have 3rd degree burns on my penis and no more brothers."

by gunafiveseven October 16, 2008

Kyle dempsey

BIGGEST FUCKBOY YOULL EVER COME ACROSS

Kyle: your the one that got away
Girl: don’t play me like that
Kyle: I don’t lie, I don’t like lies
Girl: oh Kyle Dempsey

by Yourgirlbabyh March 23, 2018

Dempsey

when someone makes a joke and fails

man your such a dempsey

by iAmMcLoViNbOoK January 7, 2011

dempsey

-used to describe old pompous policemen who fancy themselves a poet

-grammar nazis who amuse themselves by looking up obscure words and using them in front of others to try and impress them

Did you hear that lame ass poem? That bloke is such a dempsey!

by bob legg December 27, 2007

Dempsey

A lactating cow

"I couldn't put my garbage outside because there was a dempsey by my mailbox"

by colapowa October 16, 2008