Nigger Dilemma

When there's a KFC, Popeyes and Churches chicken, all on the same intersection.

"yo dawg i heard there was a nigger dilemma down the street, and I love me some fried chicken!"

by Da Krooo January 14, 2010

dilemmon

A particularly sour situation one does not want to deal with.

My granddad can't seem to understand that his new little girlfriend is playing him for his money. He's bought her two cars, already. It's a real dilemmon.

by Disgruntled_Celtic_Guardian May 8, 2011

Dillmeier Glass Company

In 1933, William M. Dillmeier opened a small glass fabrication business in Brooklyn, New York. Since then, Dillmeier Glass has grown to become a premier manufacturer of glass store fixtures, glass components, glass wall systems, and a myriad of other glass applications for customers worldwide.

Friends Kid: Yo Dill you comin' out this weekend?
Dilly: Nah sorry I got a little GC rage going on
Friends kid: Wow... have fun with Riley Cogs, Jack Muldoon, Eric Muller, and the rest of the boys
Dilly: yeah more fun than a friends "rage" for sure. I'd rather be working at Dillmeier Glass Company than hang out with you guys.

by GucciSkrr October 24, 2018

diluc ragnvindr

the red-headed dadd- owner of dawn winery who i just cant wait to get railed by

"diluc ragnvindr is a man of few words"

by dilucrailmepls January 21, 2022

Arssi's Dilemma

A difficult situation where a decision to commit must be made between two women one is dating simultaneously in which one woman is angelic and the other is demonic.

Person 1: Man, I can't decide which girl to commit to, one is super nice but the other is a freak!
Person 2: Yeah man, sounds like you got yourself a real Arssi's Dilemma.

by DestTheBest May 29, 2018

front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

by Word Bendo April 13, 2011

dilemma

A difficulty in choosing between options

Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.

by Jessika Perey February 27, 2008