dildongus

A dingus who works at McDonald's at 2 am.

I ordered extra pickles today but dang Dildongus forgot them.

by Zaklore October 4, 2021

dildodongulus

A dildodongulus is a monstrous sized penis

That they have found after digging up soil in the town of Echuca, Victoria, Australia.

Particularly used by T Rex’s and sauropod’s

Almost up to 79 inches long and 50 inches thick this long medieval device was used for infertile dinosaurs in the Jurassic and Cretaceous period.

Later used in the ice age for dinners and bath soap

Wow Amanda sure does love riding her dildodongulus

by Bigoldad November 14, 2021

dilldingus

The dilldingus (pl. dilldingi) is whatever you need it to be. Is it a naughty bit? Sure. A dumb person? Why not. Perhaps you need a word to describe a new clothing line—try dilldingus. This is a new, happening word that is just catching on.

"I asked that guy to show me his dilldingus; he punched me."
"Whatta dilldingus. You are so dumb."
"Your look is completely dilldingus."

by Joe Discount November 20, 2007

dollymong

Bit of a dolly, bit of a mong

She one bitch of a dollymong

by Nerdocunt August 1, 2017

dillyding

A very small dick usually found on males named Preston.

I don't want to close my legs because it will hurt my dillyding.

by fumbles14 December 9, 2011

dildong ditch

When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.

Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.

"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."

by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016

dilldog gaming

the sexiest youtuber.

dilldog gaming is hot

by tom brigs August 22, 2019