The dilemma a single person faces when buying ingredients for a taco-meal only for himself. Buying too many ingredients will result in a better meal overall, but also more leftovers.
Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.
Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.
guy 1:Gawd I can`t decide if I should buy a whole cucumber or not. This is a real taco-dilemma.
guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.
guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.
by AluXeZ December 20, 2010
Get the Taco-dilemmamug. He'd need to set his story in the past. Or in the distant future. How could he tell a 2020 love story of a couple wearing masks? Home alone, staring at screens? Storytelling required contact. For the next while, this would be the writer's dilemma.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020
Get the writer's dilemmamug. a situation in which one must release feces but cannot for fear of others heraing the feces dropping in the toilet - "plop"
by beast and stooge December 11, 2003
Get the Ugandian dilemmamug. The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.
Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.
Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.
I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.
by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008
Get the Cornholio's Dilemmamug. If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.
Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.
His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
by Tinglystix August 14, 2007
Get the Taco Dilemmamug. Based on Christina's Aguilera's song Genie in the Bottle lyric:
"My body's saying let's go. ... But my heart is saying no."
When something should begin at the very moment, but not all information is pointing to it being a good idea. It can also can mean that the information is not yet available, thus causing the hesitation.
"My body's saying let's go. ... But my heart is saying no."
When something should begin at the very moment, but not all information is pointing to it being a good idea. It can also can mean that the information is not yet available, thus causing the hesitation.
Engineer: "Should I go ahead and proceed implementing this feature?"
Project Manager: "Not sure... I have to check with the client."
Engineer: "Ah another Aguilera Dilemma."
Project Manager: "Not sure... I have to check with the client."
Engineer: "Ah another Aguilera Dilemma."
by djdy July 23, 2012
Get the Aguilera Dilemmamug. The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.
Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?
Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010
Get the Gooch's Dilemmamug.