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Dildoicly

To use an object in the same way you would use a dildo.
I'll stick the banana up your hole Dildoicly !!!
by blagan May 2, 2011
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Dildoed

When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.
Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!

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Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.
by JewDoo My COCK December 9, 2008
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Dildodore

play on the name Dumbledore, the head master of Hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and watches the movies as if they're documentaries.
"you know that wierd kid who sits at the back of the class?"

"you mean the one who owns all the Harry Potter books and brings them to class and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?"

"yeah. what a Dildodore."
by suq madiq August 5, 2009
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dildoious

A person who possesses the trait of a standard dildo.
Damn Chirs you acted pretty dildoious about working late Friday night.
by brudog April 10, 2012
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dildroid

a 125cc, metal, all-purpose, rotating, and vigorously shifting dildo with the power to rip vaginal tissue easily. using such a device has left people hospitalised for many years,

it is also known to make a woman become infertile and have immense cravings for sex.
god that slag must have used a dildroid with a limp like that.
by calence johansonson November 6, 2012
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Dildodove

A beauty found in school grounds , the dildo dove is a rare species found in the abandones grounds of schools for seniors. A bird that Shits on its pray. Sir valence the first was a preditor when he got shitten on by the blessings of oat meal on the sirs head. Dildo dove has been inspiring us for milleniums and will always be our number one.
Dildodove I love you alot
by Garida January 10, 2018
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Dildodexterous

To fuck yourself with a dildo of any size using both hands (left or right)
When I'm feeling horny at night and one arm gets tired ill swap hands and squirt all up the wall (dildodexterous#loveit)
by anonymous September 20, 2020
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