cope seethe dilate

Possibly the most retarded retort ever

what a 14-year-old conservative ben shapiro worshipper says when you prove him wrong

little crip: *watching prageru video*
normal human being: “you realize prageru is biased, right?”
little crip: “cope seethe dilate prageru is based and redpilled get out of here normie kek”

by traps n gaps March 15, 2021

sphinctoral dilator

A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.

Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.

by QuacksO July 3, 2018

Dilating

Dilating is taking someone’s words out of context and either exaggerating or completely fabricating a statement for comedic purposes

Mark- “ id be down to go out tonight if other ppl do”
Chad 2 hours later “Mark said all y’all are pussies if you don’t go out tn”
Mark “that’s crazy dilating right there”

by WillLeCompte December 4, 2023

dilate

become larger, more extensive - to enlarge

The cat's pupils will dilate when it's getting late at 18:32.

by JJR2012 May 12, 2022

Cope seethe dilate

Top tier ragebait to utilize against troons.

"Cope seethe dilate tranny, you'll never be a real woman"

by Geekedmuskrat August 15, 2025

dilated

When you get cheated, betrayed, hurt, or experience anything negative on a level that regular words can't describe, by someone or something, whether intentional or otherwise.

Man my barber messed me up. What you think?
Nah, bro, you got your shit DILATED

by hadicya September 6, 2025

News Dilation

refers to the phenomenon where information spreads slowly, unevenly, or fails to reach certain individuals or groups in a timely manner. It highlights the delay or gap in the flow of information, often leading to situations where some people are "out of the loop."

"The news about the earthquake took days to reach us—classic news dilation."
"Don’t blame me for not knowing about the party; I got news dilated again."

by Someguyinthealleyway March 21, 2025