Dickslap

Adjective. A moron or jerk-off.

Sabrina:
Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.
Taylor:
What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.
Ernestine:
What a major dickslap!

by Mary Kaye April 21, 2008

dickslap

To dress down, or otherwise verbally scold.

Derived from the act of slapping one's phallus across the face of another in order to humiliate.

"They've violated the terms of our contract, perhaps a little dickslap is in order"

by OKI'llgobacktoworknow September 27, 2004

dickslapper

dickslapper/dickslap
1. Term used to describe a homosexual. They usually enjoy pounding asses.
2. refers to one a less intelligence, used as a come back to a stupid sexual reference.
3. to jerk one's self

That Dickslapper stole my last banana.

by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

dickslap

Noun--
A hole stuffer.
One who puts fucking above all other important things in his/her life.
A truly dumb brawd.

This bitch Karen is an insufferable dickslap.
She shipped her kids off to their crazy dad's house, and moved her boyfriend in so they could fuck all day and night like bunnies!

by ereewfdsfd April 13, 2006

dickslap

the act of violently slapping a person with your penis to instill punishment and/or dominance.

the man slapped the ho for not getting him a beer when he told her too.

by MASTER SLAPPER February 17, 2004

dickslap

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

Dickslave

a black person obsessed with dick and craves it at all times

"Bonquisha really loves dick, doesn't she? suck a little dickslave!"

by Millyyy October 24, 2019