Verb. The act of engaging in vigorous, and possibly violent coitus with a preselected partner. The sexual relations are always consentual and are performed by wizards of their craft, strictly picking up the classiest and hottest girls for participation in the 'dickslam'. The term was popularised in early 2009 by a cult, religious sect based in Brighton, England, known loosely as the 'dickslammaz'.
Shaniqua: Hey Latrice was gud yo?
Latrice: ye im gud b, daaaam why y'all walkin like u been fukd by a dog wi two dicks??
Shaniqua: It's those goddamn dickslammaz gyal. day be trippin yo. day ruind dis pussaaay.
Latrice: well u knew wat u was gettin yoself into bitch but damnnn yo pussy STAAAAAANK!!!
Shaniqua: thnx b...
Latrice: ye im gud b, daaaam why y'all walkin like u been fukd by a dog wi two dicks??
Shaniqua: It's those goddamn dickslammaz gyal. day be trippin yo. day ruind dis pussaaay.
Latrice: well u knew wat u was gettin yoself into bitch but damnnn yo pussy STAAAAAANK!!!
Shaniqua: thnx b...
by Rhynosaur April 9, 2010
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A dicksaber is a dick with a small glow stick inside it. Only appears when all the boys are together asserting their dicks dominance in the dark.
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He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.
He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.
by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022
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by LoRr December 14, 2004
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Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.
Taylor:
What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.
Ernestine:
What a major dickslap!
Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.
Taylor:
What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.
Ernestine:
What a major dickslap!
by Mary Kaye April 21, 2008
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Derived from the act of slapping one's phallus across the face of another in order to humiliate.
Derived from the act of slapping one's phallus across the face of another in order to humiliate.
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