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dick monger

The act of rubbing another males penis against your own. Both of the penis's must be erect and the participants must be standing facing each other somewhat far apart. The first to cum must do so on the others face.
dude, Scott and I totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now!
by The Vegimite November 27, 2007
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dickfinger

see Homoerikyo. Guess how it was derived.
Anyone: "DICKFINGER!"
Erik: "ARRRGHH!!"
by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003
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Dickwanger

A selfish person who is up his own arse and is incapable of love. He sees himself is superior to everyone but denies it see cunt
"you only care about yourself, your such a dickwanger!"
by Nyancat April 4, 2012
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dickfingers

The ability to be a complete PSYCHO derived from having stubby fat lil piggies...
He is so evil... i bet he has dickfingers!
by Jean S, January 16, 2008
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dickbanger

1. one who believes they control all by having access/ops in certain channels. ie: #hellas (Austnet)
PLZQUP, DJ_LOUIE_K, MZNRG etc.
by pav December 11, 2003
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Dickloner

ones dick and is often alone in their own dickheadedness usually resorts to masturbaion to quell boredom.
Doug: Mat, you were sitting around last night being a Dickloner.

Mat: No I wasn't I was being a Dickford.
by The Duyg March 25, 2009
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dickcongestion

The dick is soo good, it'll clear your sinuses.
I woke up all stuffed from my allergies, until he gave me some of his dickcongestion medicing and cleared me all out.
by Strokethegoat December 30, 2018
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