Urban Dickheads

Those editors who just reject my word submissions.

Those urban dickheads just rejected my definition of the word **** because it was too vulgar.

by Yeahhhhhhhhhh like Jeezy baby December 21, 2008

dickhead joe

the ugliest person alive.he lies about everything.has a shrimp of a dick.And cheats on everyone he dates

omg dickhead joe is so ugly he cheated on me

by uglyassjoe June 11, 2018

The dickhead

The dance that people that cant dance do

Look at nik he's doing the dickhead

by Dazz September 12, 2018

The Dickhand

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"

You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.

by Jdbbl May 23, 2008

discombobulated dickhead

A goal keeper that won’t stay in the fucking goal and blames it on other people.

Why do you keep leaving the goal like a discombobulated dickhead?

by Kermitthefrog55 August 3, 2022

Urban Dickhead

Any person that conjoins two words in an effort to attempt to be funny or clever and submits this failure to Urban Dictionary.com

Nick: Only an urban dickhead would use a word like "Procrasturbating".

Robbie: "Shes surfing medical websites looking for diseases except the obvious, the common flu. What a cyberchondriac."
Nick: What an urban dickhead, you are.

by Metrosexuwell February 4, 2010

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!!

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

by Yo Momma October 11, 2004