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dickey

"Damn, that chick went down on me so hard she gave me a fucking dickey!"
by Michelle M. April 19, 2008
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dickey ride

During sex when a woman gets on top of a man and starts to ride him.
by Mrspimpalot May 25, 2005
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Dickey Shafter

One who behaves in an angry, annoying, rude, mean, or no-fun attitude, while simultaneously screwing you over in any way.

(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter
Jack - "Yesterday Marcus made me late for our double date because he took 45 minutes to shower. Once he got in the car, he kept telling me that he is going to hate the movie that we're going to see, and he was spitting insults left and right!"

Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"
by Konvickt Baller March 5, 2013
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Dickey Shafter

Someone who often throws another under the bus for their own benefit. Often, this culprit makes up excuses as to why he or she screwed over the other person. This person is also a large, veiny dick.
*After an hour or two of waiting, Noah comes to the conclusion that Martin isn't coming to get Noah to drive him to the party*
*Noah decides to call Martin up*

Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!
by Krafty March 6, 2013
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Dickey-Doo

A large beer belly; When your belly sticks out farther than your dickey do.
Check out the dickey-doo on that guy!
by Greg Miller February 10, 2004
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dickery

The act or behavior of someone, that is to say a dicker, who is dicking around(i.e. random or purposeless action).
I wish people around here would cut out the dickery and do some work.
by The Riffler April 22, 2008
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Oral Strawberry Dickery

When any alchoholic beverage (most of the time a strawberry dackery) is poured into the penis hole and then sucked out by the partner until the climax.
"Im tired of Bj's, wanna do Oral Strawberry Dickery tonight?"
"No Karen, my shaft is still store from last time."
by Bob Gonad July 17, 2007
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