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dickcontrol

Giving a way the decision when to masturbate to someone. Other Person can decide when ever you masturbate even if it ordinarily wouldn't be a place where you would do it normally.
You: "Can we do dickcontrol?"
by xxh__ July 12, 2019
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dickbornewrong

effeminate, some one not supposed to have a dick.
DJ Sal: Shaggy is a fckin retard.. Bloody chak!
Colonel: Hes a bloody dickbornewrong in'it
by b3aviz May 22, 2009
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dickalogna

/dikˈlōnē/
noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else
verb - to pontificate and do useful
adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time
exclamation - used alone or as a noun the or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.
The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour meetings today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!
by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017
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dickalogna

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun the or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.
The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour meetings today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!
by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017
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dickamonas

An STD in a woman who returns to the hospital, repeatedly with the same vaginal infection, because the dick she is having sex with has not been treated. (Related to Trichomonas which is the offending parasite)
After the woman had been re-infected repeatedly and had informed her "fiancee" each time that he needed to be treated, it was determined that she was suffering from dickamonas. A condition best treated by abstaining from sex with this partner until he has been treated.
by SASsy,RNC April 4, 2010
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Dickamortis

Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.
I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis
by Cahscholar August 13, 2017
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dickamortis

The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.
Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.
by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010
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