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dictator turtle

The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.
An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.
by Testudo1 November 7, 2013
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fart dictatorship

someone utilizing farts to control a social situation.
James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).
by thebertananators June 7, 2011
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Dickanator

1. A short person of the masculine variety, often also small in stature, whose actions are wholly reflective of their goal to prove they do not have a small penis or otherwise assert their masculinity.
Man, that guy Sandy is such a dickanator.

I swear to god, if I get called a homofag by those whiny ten-year-old dickanators on Xbox Live one more time I'm going to go postal in a kindergarten.
by TaylorBryant April 7, 2009
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Dictatorvation

The notion of a group or company wide innovation culture - but where only the CEO or a single leader monopolizes what are 'good ideas' and rejects or doesn't listen to ideas from elsewhere - yet professes to wanting everyone to be innovative.

Classic culture fail in a pandemic world - appearing more in bricks and mortar companies in the LA area wanting to behave like a tech start up - but where the leaders have no innovative ideas but can't let go of the control
"I've got a Dictatorvation meeting with the boss at 3pm'
by EDDONNER November 8, 2020
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dicktar

Whipping out your cock and playing it like a guitar.
I'm gonna play her a love song on my dicktar.
by philfur April 2, 2010
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dickeater

someone who’s always on somebody dick. this can be in the form of copying, showing fake love that’s really hate, or excessive trolling.
you know remy? he’s such a fuckin dickeater
by Fuckboy October 16, 2020
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Dictatorship

(Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary 10th Edition)

1 : The office of dictator. 2 : Autocratic rule, control, or leadership. 3 a : A form of government in which absolute power is concentrated in a dictator or a small clique. b : a government organization or group in which absolute power is so concentrated. c : a despotic state.
The country suffered for many years under his dictatorship.
Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin were dictators.
by kittyangel August 27, 2010
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