brick dick in this bitch

freezing in here

(when outside) GODDAMN its brick dick in this bitch out here

by maeve baszak December 21, 2025

Stavros gag on this dick

He has had a total of 3 relationships combined lasting around 4 days, goes for ugly cows with ungly everyhthing, gay cunt fifa faggot and a total wierd cunt

Its stavros gag on this dick ):

by thebiggestblackman February 8, 2022

Come get This Big Dick

When someone hollers at a girl. he can say come and get this big dick. its also a not so popular catch phrase for getting girls. When used on a girl, expect a slap in the face or a roll of the head

(Guy) Hey Girl come get this big dick.

(Girl)wtf u say boy ((slap))

(Guy) girl why u gotta be like that

by muamoo August 23, 2010

My Dick Is Too Big For This

When something is beneath you or otherwise out of the caring capacity.

Person 1: You've got to take care of the kids.

Person 2: My dick is too big for this.

Person 1: Why'd you back out? We were winning that CoD game.

Person 2: My dick's too big for this.

by CjTeddyB November 3, 2010

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

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by eghwxdbvswxvfcbyug January 31, 2022