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You sure that's a good idea?
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It's just a business thing.
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by Shuaman October 7, 2018
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Oliver: well uh,
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Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
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Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*
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Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*
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Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".
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