dib

in arabic it meens bear but it is used as a moron a dib is someone who everyone can make fun of at a particular moment

when joey spills milk all over the table everyone would call him a dib

by Rafaelman April 17, 2006

DIBS

DIBS is an acronym for Dick Intergrated Ball Syndrome/Sack. It is a common occurance for persons of a certain decendancy or of slight obestity. A person has DIBS when their penis is so small there scrotum overpowers it and is more prominent.
Basically their penis is very small however their scrotum is very large.

After gym class when a lad has encountered a bit of gitch they go to have a shower and remove their underwear. To the other class mates shock they see an overly large ball sack (scrotum) and find it hard to see his penis. They then exclaim
'wow, he's got DIBS!!!'

by Bob Frost January 29, 2008

Dib

A dab is a cannabis based, oil product used by vaping with an oil rig.

Small in nature because of it's powerful, concentrated effects, dabs are being taken in smaller amounts called dibs. Half the size of a dab and a dib typically will not make you cough or choke.

"I'd like to try out your new rig, can I do a dib?"

"I'd love a dib!"

"A little dib'll do ya."

by RevSkyy January 3, 2017

Dib

v. To flake out on your friends at the last minute.

We were planning on going on the trip with the squad but Ben had to Dib again.

by TrackVibes May 19, 2018

Dibs

Used to declare to one's bros that they need to back off the girl during the time that you will try to win her over; if you face rejection your dibs expires and immediately goes to the next person to call it

Cannot be used unless the female is seen in person.

Zain: yo, bro i call dibs on that hot girl in the hotel lobby
Ankit: Aight bro imma back off

by brown stick February 13, 2019

Dibs

Dibs is the plural form of dib, a common acronym for Dick In Bootyhole.

Oh I definitely got dibs on that woadie's shitpipe.

by JizzleTheDibber June 28, 2016

Dibs

Dibs can be used in a variety of ways.
1. Calling something that you can use

Example: I got dibs on that soda
2. Getting to use something first

Example: hey man, I got dibs on that

football
3. Used to have first chance to get a girl

Example: Do u see that girl over their?

Ya, why

I got dibs on her until after I try

to date her

I got dibs on that seat

by Truth here March 9, 2015