Dirty DeSantis

When you’re tagging someone from behind and right as you nut, you rip their mask off, scream “MASK FREE SINCE ‘93”, and shovel a handful of monoclonal antibodies and Ivermectin up their ass.

Yo! I met this dude at the proud boy rally and we started talking 2a rights and bam next thing you know we’re in the john and I gave him a raunchy Dirty DeSantis!

by hXcboyandhiscape September 5, 2021

Desantis

The greatest navy seal war hero to ever live. Fought in Nam, where he accomplished the nickname of Solid Gear Desantis. Killed 15,000 Vietnamese, without feeling any remorse. Basically, he's the baddest motherfucker to ever live. Also fought in Ultimate Fighting Championship, where he was forced to retire, due to completely breaking someones neck 360 degrees.

Dude, Desantis would have so fucked that motherfuck up.

by osuadam November 19, 2006

Ron DeSantis

The literal antichrist who will bring forth the end of all things. Pure evil, he wants to purge all the gays, the transes, immigrants, poc, and others from Florida and eventually the entire country, maybe even the world. The most evil politician to ever exist and the second coming of Hitler, he makes Trump look like Barrack Obama.

"Ron DeSantis is a facist and will literally cause the second hallocaust if he is elected into office. If he wins, I'm fleeing to Malta."

by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023

depantilism

Arousal provided by the removal of pants.

My depantilism is acting up again.

by cnidaria0 September 10, 2011

dewangi

A beautiful fun loving girl with gorgeous long hair and a cute smile. Extremely smart and has a bright future ahead of her. Also cares immensely about her friends and is a joy to be around! Not so much of a boy obsesser but secretly admires the occasional 'man' from a distance.

Oh yeah Dewangi's too smart damn
I wish I had Dewangi's hair

by anonymous November 23, 2021

DeSanticide

Cause of COVID deaths in Florida

The next "Great White Dope" Ron DeathSantis has been killing citizens of the Sunshine State with flagrant-COVID negligence, and Tampa resident Pamela-Jo has HAD it. "My grandma got COVID and passed away because her nursing-home staff refused to get vaxxed. Cause of her death: DeSanticide"

by Uncle Joosie January 15, 2022

DeSantis

The stain left behind when you try to wash Santorum out of your sheets.

Three washings later and the DeSantis stain from last nights buttsex is still on my sheets.

by fudgem July 8, 2023