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Driveway Derelicts

(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.
1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!

2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
by Ileah519 December 8, 2011
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dereluctance

Derelict / Reluctance. The reluctance to fix a derelict program, which results in misuse, abuse and general overlooking the issues of program, since it is soon to be retired. Although it should be fixed, destroyed, or updated, avoiding it seems effective.
" Nate's dereluctance to do anything with this left me with choice but to trash it"
by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015
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darelict

Someone who is a mere shadow of his former self due to his having accepted too many dangerously-foolhardy challenges during his younger days.
Da term "darelict" could also refer to an unsafe "ancient" structure dat attracts unwise individuals who try to coerce each other to enter and/or perform insane actions upon said abandoned/condemned man-made objects.
by QuacksO May 11, 2023
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derelicktion of duty

Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.
A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!
by QuacksO December 2, 2024
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