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dental dam

a sheet of plastic or latex used to protect yourself from S.T.D's during Oral Sex
Yummy, my dental dam still tastes like the fruit roll up that i took it from, sense we all know the the plastic in a fruit roll up wrap is a very good way of using a dental damn!
by Sensual Heelang November 29, 2003
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dental appointment

Term that covers any excuse for not closing the deal on a blow job.
Q: "Hey man, she was at your place for like 2 hours... You at least get some dome?"
A: "Nope, fuckin' dental appointment."
by Lemongello February 2, 2013
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dental rush

Guy 1: You going to the dentist?

guy 2: Yah, I had a dental rush this morning.
by amatwiedle September 23, 2013
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Gentle dental

A very slow and fulfilling blowjob.
I was with my girl the other day and she gave me some gentle dental
by FeelsAwfullyCool September 10, 2016
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Dentally retarded

Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.
Bob: My teeth are killing me.

Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.

Bob: I don't wanna go.

Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.
by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009
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Gentle dental

When someone takes out their dentures and proceeds to give a blow job
I got drunk last night and some granny gave me gentle dental.
by Quails wood August 8, 2018
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dental treats

The use of one’s mouth to stimulate a woman’s vulva or vagina.
Susan is always happy to give John road head on date night because, if past is prologue, John will reciprocate with dental treats when the couple gets home.
by PovertyLawyer May 22, 2023
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