dentinya

a disease that shows similar symptoms of ligma such as random spasms, floppy dick, and bumps around mouth similar to herpes

OMG Kareem and Eric have dentinya!? EWWW

by kareemium October 16, 2018

Dutch Dental Floss

The act of plucking the hairs from your butt/grundle, and use them as floss to get food out of your teeth.

Jimmy: Yo Craig, you have some food in your teeth.
Craig: It's alright. I'll just use my dutch dental floss to get it out.

by TommyBahama October 14, 2012

Obsession-To-Detail

The extreme form of "attention-to-detail" that often plagues graphic designers; ultimately preventing them from finishing their creative projects in a timely manner. Perfectionists in many professions may claim they suffer from this syndrome as well.

Symptoms of O.T.D. Syndrome:

- Repeated Ctrl "Z" commands after every modification you make to your project

- Staring blankly at your half finished project after smashing Ctrl "Z" for the last half hour

- The inability to complete a small project in less than 24 hours (i.e. banners, buttons, image corrections etc.)

- The urge to "start over from scratch" more than once on a large project

Jason: Hey, did you finish that 600 x 255 banner for our webpage yet? Its been over a week already; are you having some trouble?

Patty: OMG I am totally suffering from obsession-to-detail… I don’t know why I don’t like ANYTHING I am coming up with.

Jason: It just needs to say “Super Sale” in red lettering on a white background… how hard can that be?`

by TJ Trouble June 23, 2011

dental

a rental car that you can fuck up, or not worry about small damage to

"dude i am SO SORRY i ran my shopping cart into your car."
"all good homie, it's a dental."

by McGrapeNutts December 15, 2009

Denham's Dentifrice

From the novel Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury,

Dentifrice is an old word for toothpaste, so when Montag hears Denham's Dentifrice, he is hearing an add for a new toothpaste.

Joe: Hey Rikki! You're teeth are so white! What toothpaste do you use?
Rikki: Thanks, Joe! I use Denham's Dentifrice

by livefree4evermore August 17, 2010

Mother Father Chinese Dentist

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.

According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

by FlowersInMidgar April 19, 2007

Denait

Denait is someone who is incredibly sexy, their everymoce just makes your jaw drop. Denait is a mix of soft and sometimes evil but all in all she's a grat person to be around and makes everyone laugh. A KEEPER FOR A BESTFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND.

"omg denait is such a clown."
"omg did you see what denait just did."

by JOEMAMA911 November 11, 2019