The Big Delusion 

The set of beliefs of the Americans in 2020 who follow Hate Media. The Big Delusion is the result of 3 decades of Rush Limbaugh and others on conservative radio, 25 years of Fox News, a decade of hateful social media and the rise of an immoral political party dominated by Donald Trump. These beliefs include thinking the 2020 presidential election was stolen, the Coronavirus pandemic was a hoax or at least dishonestly overblown, that Democrats are inherently bad people who want communism, the mainstream media is corrupt and dishonest, that darker-skinned people are unsafe and inferior and that their like-minded community, and all that they stand for, is under assault.

After years of trying to talk sense into Gil, I've concluded he is an unsalvageable victim of the Big Delusion. I knew he was on the road to crazy when he was consuming so much Rush Limbaugh in the 1990's, but there wasn't much I could do about it then, and nothing I can do about it now. A mind ruined. It's so sad.

The Big Delusion by hodags1966 January 10, 2021

MTV delusion disorder 

Also known as MDD, it causes sufferers 2 enjoy and actually believe that shows about spoiled whores like the hills and super sweet 16 are real and not scripted. The only known cures are blindness, an education, pshyciatric therapy, viagra, maturity, a job, and sushi.

My daughter either has down syndrome or MTV delusion disorder so she is goin 2 da mental institution

MTV delusion disorder by chachaddict April 14, 2009

420 delusion 

A condition that causes somebody to notice the number 420 everywhere.

Though the subject usually doesn't openly associate the occurrences with supernatural or exterior forces (though he may joke about it), there persist at least a doubt or even a strong belief in the his mind that all the occurrences of the number 420 cannot be accidental.

420 delusion:

"Man, it's becoming worse. It's everywhere. I checked the deadline for my application to the University of Tokyo and it was Dec 10, 4:20 pm. Then somebody texts me to tell me the US just won the game against Russia in the Olympics in Sochi and the game just ended: I check the time here: 4:20 am. I google the time in Sochi, Russia: 4:20 pm. I'm telling you, it's a fucking conspiracy."

"Ahah, I know. Wait what was the score?"

"4-2 :o why?

I meant 3-2 sorry"

"wtf u did that on purpose"

"no"

"man..."

420 delusion by wadada February 15, 2014

Trump Delusion Syndrome

When someone is so blindly supportive of lying politicians like Donald Trump that anything they do is automatically good or part of some greater plan no matter how bad it is or how often he lies about it or changes his position on it. They can no longer tell right from wrong, fact from fiction or puppet from patriot. Eventually they become so delusional they say things that are totally deranged

Normal person: Did you hear Trump handed over our nuclear codes to Putin?
Delusional person: That is a good thing
Normal person: How is that a good thing?
Delusional person: I don't know but if a lying politician like Trump did it then it must good
Normal person: You better see a Doctor, you have Trump Delusion Syndrome (TDS) so bad you've become deranged.

Trump Delusion Syndrome by American-Patriot July 21, 2018

Facebook Sense of Entitlement Delusion 

A user of Facebook who becomes irrationally irritated when certain details of one of their Facebook Friend's accounts is not visible to them. Often a bizarre, almost arrogant sense of self-entitlement leads from at first a general feeling of being perturbed, to an outright delusional belief in the their right to have access to whatever information they want. This is often an affliction of Facebook users who have not yet come to terms with the fact that privacy settings are in fact a personal prerogative, not an obligation. It is also usually coupled with the arrogant belief that everyone should use Facebook the way they do, usually for the self-promoting purposes they are comfortable with, as though different peoples' preferences and reasons for using social networking are irrelevant. The delusion is itself not often a problem, but if the delusion persists, it can manifest in aggressive behaviour, harassment, and unexpected general rudeness.

Katie got so mad at me, and sent me a really rude blunt message when she found out she couldn't write on my stupid Facebook wall! I hardly know her ... who does she think she is? I think she has Facebook Sense of Entitlement Delusion or something.

Facebook Sense of Entitlement Delusion by urbandictionologist May 29, 2010

Weapons of Mass Delusion 

George Bush's (pick one)excuse for going to war to scoff up some oil, regardless of how many people have to die for it.

Soon to be former President G.W. Bush used the Bush trademark "Weapons of Mass Delusion" to rush into a war that the rest of the world was trying desparately to stop.

Weapons of Mass Delusion by Super Dave February 11, 2004

facebook delusion disorder 

You think there are secret hidden facebook messages meant just for you, when in reality, you are an idiot.

Also known as FDD.

"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."

"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."

"No really, I think this one was meant for me."

"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."

facebook delusion disorder by SPApproved February 19, 2012