dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."

by er1ko February 6, 2021

Dehydrated Whore

"She's not a thirsty bitch, she's a Dehydrated Whore!"

"Better watch out for that stank eye from the Dehydrated Whore!"

by Destroyer D 69 December 18, 2024

Dehydrated Wig

A wig that looks very dry and cheap.

She wore a red dehydrated wig to the concert.

by Queen Of Accountability February 27, 2025

Sexually Dehydrated

The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.

Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.

Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.

Alternative:
"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."

by EL KooL May 7, 2010

dehydration

1) The loss of too much body fluid through frequent urinating, sweating, diarrhea or vomiting.
2) A state that occurs when not enough fluid is present to fulfill the body's fluid needs.
3) A condition in which the body loses more water than it takes in.

Excessive workout without water intake might lead to dehydration! So make sure u keep the fluid intake good.

by Aashish Dhand January 4, 2009

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water

Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010