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dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.
by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018
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Dick-dehydration

when one is dehydrated from not having dick in their mouth, or their pussy is dehydrated
dick-dehydration is when you have no dick in your life; or it can mean that a males dick is all dry and crusty from to many sexual intercourse.
by babygirl😍💜 May 2, 2018
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Chekov's Dehydration Gun

If something is introduced at the start of a movie/game/TV show/episode that can easily handle the main conflict, chances are that it will never be used for that purpose.

This is named after a massive freak out Schaffrillas Productions had in his "Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate" review after Megamind stops the Go Fish Gang using the Dehydration Gun, but he didn't use it on the titular Doom Syndicate, even though the plot would've been wrapped up much quicker with it.
"The movie never says that the villains' powers are preventing them from being stopped by a simple gun!" "That, sir, is what we call a Chekov's Dehydration Gun."
by CherryBlossom91 March 23, 2025
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Cuddle dehydration

The shrivelling of ones person after not getting love and cuddles.
Come upstairs quickly! I’m shrivelling up from cuddle dehydration (JAKE)
by Splodgiefram June 28, 2021
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Dehydration Gun

The inverse of a Chekhov's Gun.

A literary device that would be perceived as vital to the plot of a story, only to hold little to no actual significance later.

Not to be confused with a Red Herring, which are used intentionally to mislead or distract the reader. A Dehydration Gun would commonly result from poor writing decisions, or plot holes.

The term derives from an item of the same name, in the movie 'Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate', where it would have been a valid solution to many of the obstacles the movie provides, but is not used.
"Wait... Couldn't they have just used that thing from the beginning of the story?"

"I know, right? But no, it just turned out to be a Dehydration Gun."
by C.A.I.S.E_E May 15, 2024
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Sicilian dehydrator

Sicilian dehydrator, verb / Sex act

While having anal sex she farts. This dehydrates your meat stick which a blast of warm air. When you pull it out it will be darkened and look like a stick of beef jerky.
Friend 1

“Dude Abby gave me the Sicilian dehydrator last night. “

Friend 2

Sweet bro, bet just like grandma used to make”
by L33tZ@Zu July 27, 2021
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Dehydrated Wig

A wig that looks very dry and cheap.
She wore a red dehydrated wig to the concert.
by Queen Of Accountability February 27, 2025
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