dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

dehydrashion

Dehydration in a butchered spelling form.

"Nah dehydrashion to the max"

by Danjs May 11, 2018

dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."

by er1ko February 6, 2021

Dehydrated

A person who acts beyond thirsty for attention by bringing up sexual related activities which are irrelevant to the current topic being talked about.

Did you notice how dehydrated she/he was acting for my attention?

by Dezmadre August 3, 2022

DehydratedWater

Another word for cum, sperm

Tia and Tova likes DehydratedWater.

by Mr. Anonymous123 December 27, 2022

Dehydrated Whore

"She's not a thirsty bitch, she's a Dehydrated Whore!"

"Better watch out for that stank eye from the Dehydrated Whore!"

by Destroyer D 69 December 18, 2024

Dehydrated Wig

A wig that looks very dry and cheap.

She wore a red dehydrated wig to the concert.

by Queen Of Accountability February 27, 2025