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Defecate deficit

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'
by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017
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defestroy

thats what the editors at urban dictionary do when they destroy my hopes and dreams for my future when they defecate all over my submitted definitions
me: i hope the editors of urban dictionary dont defestroy my hopes and dreams by denying my submitted definitions.

5th grader : maybe they should volunteer to pay a few editors from Mensa International
by Jennni March 7, 2018
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Defecacy

1. An awful meal.
2. A food that literally tastes fecal.
3. A complex dish made with painstaking care but has catastrophically disappointing flavor.
4. Absolutely not a delicacy

The term is used so as not to offend the cook. Polite society tells us that it is rude to be brutally honest when asked how enjoyable a particular meal was. Polite society also tells us it is rude to correct someone's mispronounciation of a word. So, while you said "defecacy," he or she will think you meant "delicacy" but will be too polite to correct you. You can be honest say the meal tasted like a shit but the cook will believe you loved it. Everybody wins.
Q: "...So, did you like the chocolate-marshmallow & cheese meatloaf I made special just for you?"

A: "Uh - yeah, it was a real defecacy."
by JEUNT November 11, 2009
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toliet tank defecator

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).
You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!
by Telephony January 4, 2011
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Pierre Delecto

a sex act involving a dressage horse on a car elevator
From the moment Mitt had a car elevator installed in his home, he fantasized about his wife agreeing to try a Pierre Delecto.
by DeathWaffle4432 October 23, 2019
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defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.
Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop
by fretbuzz August 30, 2016
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shoe detective

A person who is a master at identifying who's pooping in a public toilet just by recognizing their shoes.
"How'd he know I just took a shit?"
"He's a Shoe Detective"
by Vince dogg January 17, 2007
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