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immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.
"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"
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Self-defacating

A genre of humour, by which someone shits all over themselves as a matter of strategy to avoid merited criticism for their job performance by seeking a mercy-fuck from would be supervisors

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humour which can be socially valued as a means of honest emotional communication of vulnerability to enrich a forum for discussion - rather than for seeking to preempt or curtail it.
Mr. Little Shit, the head of fundraising, was using his self-defacating sense of humour to avoid imposition of reporting requirements or performance indicators..
by The Real Buklau April 4, 2025
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Self-defacing

To be forthcoming about or broadcasting ones' own deficiencies
In her self-defacing memoir, the author details her decade long addiction to setting herself on fire.
by danayala December 1, 2024
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