Deserve Each Other

Two people who both share a derogatory quality (or qualities) in common that make these two people suited for each other in a relationship. It is often used to describe two people already in a relationship in a condescending manner. The phrase implies that because of this quality, they are not worthy of dating other people.

Tom's and Julia are fake af. They deserve each other.

by UsernamePassword31 May 15, 2017

Deezer

A skill-less noobcakes, lacking in macro, micro, and manners. Will often resort to BM tactics such as stream cheating to ensure his survival, though this is often still not enough to make up for his species' inability to adapt to higher skill play.

Is (Insert player's name) playing Deezer?

by ZiggyStardst June 16, 2011

Dessertarian

A person who only eats desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. A dessertarian may or may not abstain from the consumption of other foods. A dessertarian is sometimes seen as hangry. Women (and some men) of all ages may practice dessertarianism as a fad diet or when trying to overcome heartbreak.

Friend 1: Have you seen Sarah lately? She keeps posting pictures on instagram of desserts, it's like she eats nothing but sweets...
Friend 2: Yeah I know. She's a dessertarian.

by Queen_W May 15, 2015

Dessertarianism

The practice of eating only desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. Dessertarianism is prominently practiced by women during heartbreaks. A person who practice in Dessertarianism is commonly known as a Dessertarian.

Friend 1: Do you have any special dietary requirement?
Friend 2: Yea, I'm a dessertarian.
Friend 1: What does that mean?
Friend 2: I realised that when I broke up with Peter, the only thing that cheered me up was eating desserts. So I've been practicing dessertarianism every since.
Friend 1: You realised you'll get fat right?
Friend 2: That's future me's problem.

by Queen_W May 15, 2015

Desert Eagle

Manufactured by Israeli Military Industries, for Magnum Research. A Gas-operated massive motherfucker.

Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.

Only men of Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique can truly handle the Desert Eagle, especially when chambered in .50 Action Express.

by Comrade Dmitri March 15, 2004

Arabian Desert

when a girl is sucking a guys testicles and the guy farts into her nostrils to suffocate her.

I gave michelle the narliest arabian desert and she gagged on my balls which felt good!

by Rammies May 27, 2010

deserves a medal

deserves a medal, (he or she)

A constant hard worker.

"You deserve a medal" is a commendation to someone for doing something oneself would not like to have done.

"Paul cleaned out the gutter for me, that man deserves a medal."

by Chika February 9, 2007