December 5

National grab penis day
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!

*grabs david’s penis*
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”

by crippled4lifepolarbear December 05, 2019

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December 5

The day that Jack and Lexi get together

Person 1: when did Jack and Lexi get together ?
Person 2: December 5

by Bruhhhhhhh don’t be taken December 03, 2020

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December 5

December 5 is national hook up with your ex day so kiss your ex.

Jimmy “It’s December 5”
Derek “oh no now i have to kiss jessica”

by bennyb070707 December 03, 2020

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december 5

only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.

(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)

person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect
person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5

by hehe♡ October 15, 2019

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