National grab penis day
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!
*grabs david’s penis*
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”
by crippled4lifepolarbear December 4, 2019
Get the December 5mug. by Bruhhhhhhh don’t be taken December 3, 2020
Get the December 5mug. by bennyb070707 December 2, 2020
Get the December 5mug. only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.
(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)
(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)
person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect
person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5
person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5
by hehe♡ October 15, 2019
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