Someone that beats their meat vigorously as if it owns you money. Might also add phrases like "Show me the money" or "Give me all you got!" during the event
Room mate: Hey why do you keep yelling so much in your room about money and paying up??
RPAC: Duh cause i'm a debt collector
RPAC: Duh cause i'm a debt collector
by MDAWG07 December 24, 2010
Get the debt collector mug.A common practice in modern times whereas a wedding will be arranged in a far away land at an inconsiderately inordinate cost to the guests; this results in one of two scenarios in which the guest is either condemned into debt to attend or condemned into the endless shame of missing a loved one's wedding.
"Hey, are you going to Veronica's wedding at that $2k/night, 7 star hotel in Dubai?"
"No way dude... I rather suffer the shame any day over attending that debt-stination wedding..."
"No way dude... I rather suffer the shame any day over attending that debt-stination wedding..."
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A picture of the Death Star photoshopped or captioned to relate the horror of that planet-destroying with the horror of economy-destroying national debt.
That's no stimulus. It's a space station.
That sell-off came from the Debt Star! That thing's inflational!
That sell-off came from the Debt Star! That thing's inflational!
by hitnrun March 16, 2009
Get the Debt Star mug.Contrary to popular belief, the debt collector is not a jackass government worker, they are average people trying to make a buck. Although people think the debt collector is the asshole, the real asshole is the debtor. The debtor (aka anyone who owes a debt because they received a service which they in all their dumbassery think they don't need to pay for) is by far the dumbest person alive, believing that hanging up or telling the collector they dont have a job/moved far far away to save their stupid ass from being collected on will help, however, it will not as the collector can literally find out any sort of information on the debtor that they want, anything from where they work/live to their social security number the debtor is so dumb in fact that the collector becomes more and more depressed every day, not because the idiot debtor hurts their feelings, but because they witness firsthand the decline of the human IQ, which seems to decrease daily.
Debt Collector: Hi is Adam D***** there?
Debtor: What's this about?
Collector: I can only disclose the information to Adam.
Debtor: yeah, I get it, you can't say because you've been "dee-structed" to do so, right?
(this is an actual conversation I had with one of these morons)
Debtor: What's this about?
Collector: I can only disclose the information to Adam.
Debtor: yeah, I get it, you can't say because you've been "dee-structed" to do so, right?
(this is an actual conversation I had with one of these morons)
by Broseph919191 December 15, 2011
Get the debt collector mug.A person who refuses to pay off their debts. When given the chance this person perfers to take out more loans, buy more things and spend more money, These people that they may actually get out of debt some day so they keep compiling it.
Roger: "I'm going to open my 17th credit card to buy some power tools I don't need. Then I'm going to take a cash advance on the remaining balance and go to the casino. Then when I get paid on Friday I'm going to the used car lot to buy a 6th car even though it's just me and my wife and we both work two blocks from home and really don't need cars at all."
Doug: "Jesus Christ Roger, why don't you cut up all your credit cards and try saving your money for a change.
Roger: "but I need all this stuff, I can't live withou it."
Doug: "You've become a Debt Hoarder you know that?"
Doug: "Jesus Christ Roger, why don't you cut up all your credit cards and try saving your money for a change.
Roger: "but I need all this stuff, I can't live withou it."
Doug: "You've become a Debt Hoarder you know that?"
by Joey Beef Buicker October 28, 2010
Get the Debt Hoarder mug.Debt parking is when friends or extended family ask to use your home's address to have their bank/credit card statements sent to. And also any other debts they want to dump. They then max their cards to the hilt and do a runner, leaving the debt collectors and bailiffs knocking on your door demanding the money!
Leyton: Man, remember that dude Rick?
Mike: Who, da nigga you let stay at your den a few months ago?
Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.
Mike: Why? Whad'de do?
Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!
Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!
Mike: Who, da nigga you let stay at your den a few months ago?
Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.
Mike: Why? Whad'de do?
Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!
Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!
by Johnnyawb December 15, 2008
Get the Debt Parking mug.When you slide you're hand or penis or hand up someone's vagina or but crack , used heterosexual and homosexual , usually to get the last drops of seaman out
by Mike the great January 7, 2013
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