debit or credit

when someone says "debit or credit?" and swipes their hand across the back of your bare neck.

if you say "neither" when asked "debit or credit" you will be punished :)

by swaggyfaggy- October 21, 2021

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Credit-Or-Debit

When something (usually flat ; E.g. Frisbee) gets slotted in between someone's ass cheeks / ass crack (Like swiping a Credit Card)

I'll give you 5 dollars if you can Credit-Or-Debit him

by DrFaust1426 November 14, 2022

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Debit

a woman who is negative on your bank account and provides no other value.

denier: Yeah her heads not great, she spends all day on Instagram, wants me to take her on a vacations, and her upkeep is $1,000 a week.

truth: bro, don't she live with her parents too? She is a debit. dump her.

by theHunchSack July 18, 2022

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Debit Hold-up

When you blow smoke up someone's ass and then they fart the smoke into someone's mouth. An A.T.M. Shotgun, if you will.

I almost didn't survive the Debit Hold-up I did last night. Something flew right into my lung, Ted, and the taste was awful!

by D.R. Hart February 27, 2022

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I take debit

The crafty phrase that the homeless man outside the 7-11 responds with after asking you to spare some change. You must say that you are paying for your items with a debit card to trigger this response from the clever, yet annoying, homeless man.

Homeless man: Hey, can you spare some change
Justin: Nah, I am paying with my debit card
Homeless man: I take debit

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

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conjugal debit

A formal way, sometimes mentioned in court, of referring marital sex.

Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.

Given that you have failed to provide conjugal debit to your spouse, we find the divorce request valid, and must rule in their favour.

by vsousa March 1, 2010

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