beastly deacon

The beastly deacon is a move that is to be used in ones bedroom. When a female companion (this is to be done by a male) is asleep in the morning, the male brings himself to the point of ejaculation before inserting (with force if necessary) the penis into the females mouth. Once the penis has been inserted, ejaculation should commence with the phrase "Beastly Deacon!" to be screamed in conjunction. Please be advised that the default reaction of the female is to clench the the jaw muscles.

Dude, I totally slipped that broad the Beastly Deacon this morning, she was like.... Woah!

by flayedchild December 30, 2009

Amnesia Dark Descent

The absolute scariest and one of the best games you will ever play. Most zombie games give you a shotgun or a machine gun and you just walk around shooting everything. Here, you don't get a weapon. Here, the zombies are scary as fuck, tough as nails, show up at the most unexpected time, and will rape your mind. After a while of the game's atmosphere, you begin to go batshit insane. You must survive the entire game, and that might just be impossible.

(playing a game and conversing over Skype)

"Oh shit, I have a bag of oreos... AAAAAAARGRHRGAARHARGH HOLYSHITSHITSHIT OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!!! AAH!..... oh man, dude, I paused the game... I'm just going to load a save game..."

Typical reaction to playing Amnesia Dark Descent

by DmitriShostakovich May 5, 2011

Top of Descent

The point in flight where an aircraft starts its descent from the cruise towards the airport.

Captain: "Folks we are 5 minutes away from Top of Descent, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for flying Air ABC"
AB123 Top of Descent in 5 minutes

by zkpilot March 23, 2011

descendants

Those who come from your blood

I predict your descendants will be filthy savages just like you
Yeah probably

by kloon882 November 9, 2017

Descendents

Great punk band. Catchy, melodic, awesome.

Milo Goes To College is the best Descendents album ever!!

by poo flinger August 2, 2003

deadend friend

A friend that over the years you have become attached to for unknown reasons. It is usually someone you have invested a lot of time and money in, all in good fun, for a while. They always let you down but you can't seem to stop hanging with them or helping them. They are typically low lifers who take what they can get from anyone and leave everyone thinking they're a good friend, until they're gone.

"i thought debbie was gonna be there for me, turns out she's just my deadend friend."
"why bother go pick debbie up for the party? she's just a deadend friend."

by Jenn Cansler September 26, 2008

deagen

The sexiest light skin guy in the world and he’s a Freakish athlete

Hey look it’s deagen

by Big____john September 3, 2018