A membership organization in which to belong you must have taken a dump thought to be a clean swiper (little toilet paper used) and found upon said swipe a muddy mess with doody (feces) all over the paper even under your fingernail. Once you experience this you are officially, like or not, a member of the Muddy Doody Society (MDS)
Man #1: Hey man sorry I took so long, thought I was going to have an easy time in there but fell pray to the Muddy Doody Society.
Man #2: Shit man your first time becoming a member of the MDS?
Man#3: Hell no my wife checks my fingernails before we go to bed at night and she makes sure I have my membership card in my wallet.
Man #2: Shit man your first time becoming a member of the MDS?
Man#3: Hell no my wife checks my fingernails before we go to bed at night and she makes sure I have my membership card in my wallet.
by Looneylarry August 29, 2012
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Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.
Chip : Why Uncle Paul?
Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
Chip : Why Uncle Paul?
Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
by EvilMuppet February 14, 2012
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Word that you frequently confuse with "duty," particularly when you hear it on radio and TV, that causes you to laugh.
Newscaster: "It was his third tour of doody."
Interviewer: "So how long did you sit on jury doody?"
Saloon Keeper: "Did your bullet kill him, sheriff?"
Sheriff: "It was my doody!"
Interviewer: "So how long did you sit on jury doody?"
Saloon Keeper: "Did your bullet kill him, sheriff?"
Sheriff: "It was my doody!"
by creedmoor May 3, 2006
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a suspicious looking character, closely related to a hobo, that lacks overall substance and smells like ass and dirty penis.
"That guy you just met, he's such a doody-snooche. Hope you didn't get chlamydia."
"That doody-snooche robbed me. Smelly motha fucka!"
"That doody-snooche robbed me. Smelly motha fucka!"
by stage five shocka rocka April 18, 2010
Get the doody-snooche mug.Traces of fecal matter left on anus follicles following a subject's successful excretion. Diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate anus follicles at a higher rate. Also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. Can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. When accompanied by toilet paper morsels and anus perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.
After a night of heavy drinking Armando stopped by the local Taco Bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night Armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. The next morning his anus itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.
by mysticblum3 February 5, 2012
Get the doody hairs mug.1. A classic childrens television show from the 1950's featuring Buffalo Bob, a ventriloquist who had, among characters, a wooden puppet named Howdy Doody.
2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.
2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.
by Malcolm X-crement December 7, 2003
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