Rape dated

When you are forced to date someone by your parents you do not like with the threat of being grounded

Friend:Why are you dating that chubby girl?
Me : my dad rape dated me.
Friend: sorry fam happens to the best of us

by Tryptophan Ted April 13, 2017

man date

Two "straight" guys doing something that would be your standard date, eg going to a film, out for a meal.

JD: You know what, I'm going to take you out to night. We'll go for a meal, get a nice bottle of wine..
Turk: Dude, sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
JD: Why are you so afraid of loving me?

by AJ_legend February 23, 2008

Chili's Date

A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE

Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?

clearly not.

by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010

after-date fart

The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.

After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.

by Navin September 1, 2005

Date-Time Continuum

A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.

Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.

Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"

Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"

Ted: "3 months"

Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."

by Kamputer July 20, 2010

date with my hand

Another way of saying beating off

Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.

by TheLegendaryPlayer May 18, 2009

Date Bail

Having a bailout plan when going on a blind date in case he or she is not what you expected and you do not want to spend the entire evening with them.

I had my friend call me at at a pre-arranged time when I went out on my blind date to see if I needed a date bail

by Quilly The Porcupine May 27, 2009