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damsel syndrome

(n.) Damsel syndrome is a common affliction amongst women, particularly those who grew up watching Disney movies or reading fairy tales.
Damsel syndrome is thought to be caused by women's desire to be "traditionally" feminine in the interest of attracting a partner, though in serious cases Damsel Syndrome can lead to becoming an annoying, needy, self-victimizing, dumb bitch.

A female with Damsel Syndrome will often play off a partner's willingness to be the "white knight" to her "damsel in distress" by consistently becoming more and more demanding. If denied their way, people with serious cases of DS often resort to emotional manipulation or crying.
Bob: My lady broke a nail while raiding the shopping mall. With my credit card. I gotta go pick her up.
Tom: Just go get the card and leave her there... bitch got damsel syndrome.
by xKVMx June 14, 2015
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dashel

Dashel is generally a very good looking person after he/she hits 18. From their younger years they are mostly called ugly. Some may refer to him/her as "retarded". They are fantastic friends and will absolutely annihalate anybody who is rude/a backstabber. This individual is likely to have an ongoing relationship with a long lost friend. If this person is a male they are likely to hold a world record of the longest "penis" or "most likely to make girls love being girls". If a female she is renowned as a very active pornhub star.
Dashel is good at making friends. I wish everyone was like him/her.
by Dragos_Bane September 28, 2017
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Damsel-In-Distress

She wants you to bail her out of every situation. You may offer her advice instead, but she'd rather just have your money. She is never satisfied with any situation, and usually nitpicks until the situation is ridiculously out-of-control.
Person A: Dude, ______ is having a really rough time. Maybe we should help her out.

Person B: <SMACK> Bitch! Don't fall for that #$*^T! She's just pulling a "Damsel-in-distress!"
by Crackerpants October 19, 2011
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Baby-Daisel

To take a long time to finish an alcoholic beverage at a bowling alley.
How long you gonna baby-daisel that white russian, bro?
by ThundercockBand January 1, 2009
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B'dassery

"Why I say Sir, the B'dassery I have witnessed in todays cricket match is quite extraordinary. I do say, fancy a cup of tea"
by bitchenandcattin November 12, 2013
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chvrli.damselio

A very kind fanpage that will stick up for people when needed!
Did your hear about this fanpage chvrli.damselio? She stuck up for me when I was getting hate!
by Carlyyyyyyymaaaaaa April 16, 2021
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The infamous Düsseldorf special

when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.
When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.
by J Sixer February 15, 2020
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