discomboobulated

A state of shock or confusion induced by seeing attractive breasts.

After seeing the rack on the new waitress, Joe was totally discomboobulated and forgot what he wanted to order.

by fakebarney December 4, 2011

Discombumbered

The act of being severely confused or in a state of what-the-fuck-ness after taking in a large amount of alcohol or marijuana.

Dude, I took at hit of that green & now I'm all discombumbered.

by RonniFace March 28, 2009

discombobulated potato siopao fish

confused lazy white squishy mermaid thing

a pair of discombobulated potato siopao fish walked into the room,

by BellaTaeStanThx August 4, 2020

Discombobulatory

Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.

Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.

Dick with uni brow: Wtf?

Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!

by I Am Not a Hippie August 24, 2008

Discombobulated

A state of being shocked and/or confused.

-What are you doing?
-I don't know!
-Stop, you don't know how to do anything?!
-NO!
-Nice, you ruined it!
-I'M SO DISCOMBOBULATED!!!!

by sportsdude88 April 3, 2010

discombobulated

having self-possession upset; thrown into confusion

To throw into a state of confusion, when concentration is lost off the main topic.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

discombooberated

What Bret Michaels says when he means to say "discombobulated".

I just lost it last night when Bret Michaels invented the word "discombooberated" in an important board room meeting with Donald Trump. You could tell by the confused look on everyone's face that they were thinking to themselves "What the f--k? Did he just say discom-BOOB-erated?!?!"

by JRPinCT March 23, 2010