The Dark Knight

The best movie I've ever seen. It has it all: suspense, horror, drama, action, comedy, thrills, adventure, everything.

The Dark Knight is all-around awesome.

by awesome nikxxx January 21, 2009

dark knight rises

is what a black man calls his morning wood.

i wake as the dark knight rises!~

by the duder 777 November 16, 2012

Dark Knight

The act of having public sex with a girl when she is laying down on the floor while you using some type of sheet or blanket as both a cape and a cover

Guy 1: Did you see that random guy fuck Gabby on the floor at the toga party?

Guy 2: Yeah Bro! He was using a blanket to cover his junk!
Guy 1: He Dark Knighted that Hoe!

by Pike Bitch May 20, 2013

straight dark knight

when someone gets extremely angry, and or violent with a person or persons, and proceeds to either verbally or physically assault them, and even sometimes both. similar to Batman in the The Dark Knight.

Brandon- Man, did you see that lady in the store yell, and clobber her son when he would stop begging for candy?

Jeremy- Yeah, she went straight dark knight on him.

by KingBRM January 3, 2010

the dark knight rises

A great slang term for a black mans next erection

As I woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. As I had morning wood.

by Rlaba December 8, 2013

Dark Knight

Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.

He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.

by theRealDarkKnight6969 July 21, 2023

The Dark Knight

Using the batwing to cover an unexpected person's eyes

I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend and I spread my testicles out to form the "batwing" and covered up my girlfriends eyes. BAM! "THE DARK KNIGHT"

by GotchaBatWingRightHere April 8, 2011