The best movie I've ever seen. It has it all: suspense, horror, drama, action, comedy, thrills, adventure, everything.
The Dark Knight is all-around awesome.
by awesome nikxxx January 20, 2009
I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend and I spread my testicles out to form the "batwing" and covered up my girlfriends eyes. BAM! "THE DARK KNIGHT"
by GotchaBatWingRightHere March 23, 2011
It was an OK movie released in 2008, but wouldn't have gotten as much hype if Heath Ledger were dead.
Sequel to "Batman Begins".
Sequel to "Batman Begins".
1 year ago: WTF is "The Dark Knight"
Now: "OMFG HEATH LEDGER WAS THE BEST JOKER EVAR AND LYKE THE BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE EVR MADE! HEATH IS A GOD AND CHRISTIAN BALE IS SOOOO HOT!"
Me: *Stabs self in the ear with a pencil*
Now: "OMFG HEATH LEDGER WAS THE BEST JOKER EVAR AND LYKE THE BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE EVR MADE! HEATH IS A GOD AND CHRISTIAN BALE IS SOOOO HOT!"
Me: *Stabs self in the ear with a pencil*
by seemeglimmeringinyourpants2 December 11, 2008
When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother, I'm batman," before dissapearing into the night.
As she woke in the morning, the dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "I am batman," echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.
by ArtDickyoulate February 05, 2010
When you stretch your ball sack to look like a bat wing, then place it over a sleeping person's eyes and wake them up. When they open their eyes it will still seem dark.
by Generichero October 12, 2011
Overrated piece of shit. It was a good film but little kids saying "Why so serious?" ruined it for me. Jack Nicholson>Heath Ledger. Ironman>The Dark Knight.
John: Hey alex, "Why so serious?"
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.
by Alex is the best August 15, 2008
Is an extremely overrated 2008 Film starring christian Bale and Heath Ledger.
The film is a sequel to batman begins. It is also going to be the highest grossing film ever, only because everyone feels bad about Ledger being dead and that they feel that he did such a great job portraying the joker, when in truth many actors could have performed equally.
So the old cum farts at the academy will bow to the millions of brainless fanboys' wishes and give the oscar for best supporting actor to Heath ledger's corpse.
It will happen, just wait and see.
The film is a sequel to batman begins. It is also going to be the highest grossing film ever, only because everyone feels bad about Ledger being dead and that they feel that he did such a great job portraying the joker, when in truth many actors could have performed equally.
So the old cum farts at the academy will bow to the millions of brainless fanboys' wishes and give the oscar for best supporting actor to Heath ledger's corpse.
It will happen, just wait and see.
(Theatre showing The Dark Knight...)
Gay 13-year-old fanboy: OMG! OMG! LEDGER IS TEH BEST DEAD AKTOR EVAR! ohhh.... *fap fap fap*
Heath ledger's ghost: wow...commiting suicide was a good idea afterall.
Gay 13-year-old fanboy: OMG! OMG! LEDGER IS TEH BEST DEAD AKTOR EVAR! ohhh.... *fap fap fap*
Heath ledger's ghost: wow...commiting suicide was a good idea afterall.
by Suck Balls To All Yalls July 23, 2008