Danglin Joe

A hockey player who has false confidence in their hockey ability/skill.

Disano is such a danglin joe, he always thinks he can walk through everyone but really he is a complete bender and skates like he has a stick up his ass

by Danglinjoe69 August 10, 2009

dangling the carrot

Like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. A tease

"She keeps telling me She wants to have sex. I think she's just dangling the carrot"

by deathisajoy January 7, 2016

Danglies

A word (although rather unendearing) (plural) defining the male genitalia as a whole. This includes the Penis and Scrotum (Which contain the Testicles), more commonly known as Cock and Balls. The word is used because these extensions of the human body, "Hang" or "Dangle" outward and downward from their place of attachment.

(Female) - "Danglies!"
(Male) - "Don't call them that! *Shrinks*

by Saroset February 17, 2009

Dangit Yoshi Combo

A combo performed in super smash brothers Brawl in which Yoshi does the following to his opponent.

Bair-ftilt-utilt-uair-uair-egg throw-egg throw-egg throw

Other variations also exist.

Oh snap Jeremy just did a dangit yoshi combo on dangit yoshi!

by dangityoshi April 7, 2009

Dangling Disappointment

Used to describe someone's penis that is less than blessed. A very small penis.

I hope this girl I met last night is ready for 2 and a half inches of dangling disappointment!!

by Stitchking July 29, 2011

dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.

Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon

by missing elements September 27, 2013

Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016