two-dayer

When a male has not ejeculated or has not had an orgasm in two days he has what is known as a "two-dayer" or "loaded gun". Two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. The subject which possesses the "two-dayer" often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. The subject becomes grumpy and highly irritable. Oftentimes the "two-dayer" results in what is known to be a very sticky situation.

Joe - "I can't wait till my flight lands and I am back at home. I got a two-dayer, this vacation isn't even fun anymore."

Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."

Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."

by ChillBro July 31, 2014

dahmer dump

Usually a shit you take that consist of stinky meat you ate a few hours back.

Ahhh man I took a dahmer dump in your bathroom.

by Ya boi skinny peen nic May 7, 2019

Dahedian

A person that sounds and acts like they are stuck on stupid or dumb founded

He looked at me like such a Dahedian .

by KBTHEREY July 9, 2021

Jeffrey dahmer

It's got a little bit of everything in it. Heroin, pcp, crack, acid, peyote, weed, cyanide, hemlock and pure adrenaline.

It's just a Jeffrey dahmer take a hit it's not a test and I'm not a teacher.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2017

Dahe

Dahe is anything you get in your local gas station shop past midnight.

"Yo Tim, let's make a Dahe run to 7-11."

by csballday January 14, 2010

Danyeli

Always excited (Bubbley) also a very energetic person who is really down to earth, a person who always there to help you, very smart, pretty gorgueus, usually have huge lips and smal feet and big butt they can be annoying at times but sweet all the time

Hi, I'm DanyeliUgly nice shoes

by AGNYC December 31, 2011

Jeffrey Dahmered

Basically, when a man gets drugged by another man. He is then raped, Dismembered and finally consumed.

"Hey, don't accept any free drinks from that guy over there! You could get Jeffrey Dahmered. "

I almost got Jeffrey Dahmered by my gay friend last night.

I am so gonna Jeffrey Dahmer him.

by NotAPessimist February 5, 2015