dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."

by er1ko February 6, 2021

Dehydrated

A person who acts beyond thirsty for attention by bringing up sexual related activities which are irrelevant to the current topic being talked about.

Did you notice how dehydrated she/he was acting for my attention?

by Dezmadre August 3, 2022

DehydratedWater

Another word for cum, sperm

Tia and Tova likes DehydratedWater.

by Mr. Anonymous123 December 27, 2022

dedehydrate

a cooler way of saying that you're going to hydrate

Hey man I'm gonna drink some water to dedehydrate myself.

by FloofyPlasma October 28, 2023

Dehydrated Whore

"She's not a thirsty bitch, she's a Dehydrated Whore!"

"Better watch out for that stank eye from the Dehydrated Whore!"

by Destroyer D 69 December 18, 2024

Dehydrated Wig

A wig that looks very dry and cheap.

She wore a red dehydrated wig to the concert.

by Queen Of Accountability February 27, 2025